Thursday, December 10, 2009

Would you shake pee wee Herman's hand, if you just seen him coming out of the movie theater?

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Would you shake pee wee Herman's hand, if you just seen him coming out of the movie theater?symphony



laughing the ***** out loud.



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Ewww. . .NO WAY!
...and pretend i don't know what happened? noooooo, i'm not that kind of girl
Yeah but I would use your hand to do it.
LOL!!!!!! (I don't think so.)
sure but I would get a glove first...no glove no love..LOL
I would grab a handful of warm mayo first
yes i would. because if he's coming out of the theater i was at and watching the same movie then I'm sure he is safe to shake hands with. and if he is stupid enough to have his emission on his hands. well i would simply use the little bottle of hand sanitizer i keep in my purse.
After PeeWee been shaking his hand in the movie theatre?



noooooo wayyyyyy !!!!!!

My ex girlfriend and me got back together and her sis saw us makeing out in a movie theater,advice?

Byt he way her sis mom and family hate me



My ex girlfriend and me got back together and her sis saw us makeing out in a movie theater,advice?performing show



You were together before. What would be the big deal about sis seeing you together. If her family doesn't know. I suggest she speak up before her sister does.



My ex girlfriend and me got back together and her sis saw us makeing out in a movie theater,advice?opera score opera theater



Your (ex) girlfriend should tell her sister. I don't see that it's a big deal that you two are back together, unless you have a current girlfriend or she has a boyfriend... which of course the two of you will have to work out, the sooner the better.

If there is a good and loving God, why does it cost $11.50 to go to a movie theater?

For $11.50 can't they electrify the seats so people making noise and being disruptive get shocked?



If there is a good and loving God, why does it cost $11.50 to go to a movie theater?comedy show



Most gods are omniscient (or semi-omniscient). They do not have to pay to get in to the movies so they have no reason to care how much it costs.



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Twenty goes no where these days. lol
Oh! Humor ar-ar
The fact that we can download those movies for free, is proof of a good and loving God then?
This is why I wait until they come out on DVD, unless it's something I really want to see
Maybe your good and loving God wanted you to not go to the theatre.



Perhaps he envisioned you to feed the hungry and help the poor.
Oh please! That would be great!



I pay all that money and people won't shut up. ugh. Though the movie theater in FL has a policy to kick anyone out who is being disruptive. If you report them, a usher comes in, stands by the door and will kick them out when caught in the act. It rocks. :)
Well because morons pay that much to see crap. You really can't blame God for that.
There IS a good and loving God



He hates theatres, hence the toll.
God does not sanction the movies...Church seats are free...
I only pay 8.50 with my student ID...



But I agree on the electrified seats. That could've come in handy the last time I was at the theater... there was a fellow of questionable sanity sitting next to me, attending the movie all by his crazy lonesome, and he kept leaning over and commenting on the film THE ENTIRE TIME.



Yeah...
ROFL



Never mind that, why does oil cost almost $3.50 a gallon. For that price a gallon should send an instant shock back to the greedy SOBs at Mobil every time the furnace kicks on
That is the doing of humans since God gave us free will, and they are greedy people, or just trying to make a living to support their families, either way God is loving no matter how much it costs you to go see a movie(check to see if there is a dollar theater in your area).
You live in the wrong place. It's only $7 for me here.



My sister and her husband liked "No Country for Old Men," too.
Buy me a soda, too, uncle James. I'm thirsty.

What kind of moive do you think that is a good idea for a first date at the movie theater?

"A Night at the Museum" is a good one



What kind of moive do you think that is a good idea for a first date at the movie theater?events



Happy Feet. Really funny and you can make sure if they have a good sense of humor.



What kind of moive do you think that is a good idea for a first date at the movie theater?home theatre opera theater



"Sleepy Hollow" ---- if the new girl is intelligent and



if she shares MY kind of humor .... "Sleepy Hollow" ----



Here we go. Forget about "Shakespeare in Love" and such nonsense... Honest : Aaron.
Pick any Funny movie in the theather... It's all depends on which theatre you are going to
comedy by far
I think that a first date should be anything but a movie because you don't have an opportunity to talk or get to know one another. I think an activity would be a better bet. For example, dancing, bowling, skating, mini-golf, theme parks.
Comedies (NON-raunchy!!) are a good bet for a first date.



Since it's kind of hard to talk in the movies, be sure to make plans to go for a bite to eat before or after the movie ... or something along those lines so you have a chance to talk to each other.

Why would anyone pay to see the simpsons movie in a theater?

simpsons reruns have been on everyday for 15 years, why go to the theater and pay $10 for the movie?



Why would anyone pay to see the simpsons movie in a theater?say yes



YOU MY SIR



ARE STUPID



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Because the Simpsons are the longest running television show in history. Because the Simpsons were part of a generation. Because they are pop culture to it's fullest extent. Goodness gracious, there are way worse movies now a days people waste money on.
for $10 bucks...well any movie isn't worth that... screw that!



I pay a buck at the dollar show on Saturday morning. It's sumthin to do with the brats.
$10talking to her above^ haha try $2.50 with nice seats and errethang



but the simpsons is gonna bonna yet another smash hit movie

How many ways can 5 people, A, B, C, D, and E, sit in a row at a movie theater D and E won't si

What I'm actually looking for is an explanation about how to resolve this statistics problem. How do I do the permutation?



How many ways can 5 people, A, B, C, D, and E, sit in a row at a movie theater D and E won't sit together?getting late



Start by ignoring the problems between D and E. If anyone sits anywhere, there are 5 choices for seat 1, 4 for seat 2, etc. So there are 5*4*3*2*1 = 5! = 120 total possible ways.



It's hard to find cases where D and E are next to each other out of the 120. Instead, group D and E as a single person, leaving 4 total seats and see how many there are now. That's 4! = 24. D and E are treated as a single location but there are 2 ways D and E could be seated in the groupings. Either D on the left or D on the right. This gives 48 possible ways for D and E to be together.



Your answer then is the total number of arrangements (120) minus the number where D and E are together (48) leaving 72 for your answer.

Why is it against the law to throw ninja stars at people who talk on their cellphone at a movie thea

It seems to make them stop.



Why is it against the law to throw ninja stars at people who talk on their cellphone at a movie theater?ballet



Look it up, but I highly oubt they would care for that reason, since they throw them all the time, and do not see a problem with it.



I made a song (Person is you I guess):



Person: Everyone was Ninja Fighting!



Chorus: WITH STARS!



Person: And they were fast as lightnening!



Chorus: POW!



Person: They're goes their cell-phones!



Chrous: YA!



Person: And now they don't talk no more!



Chorus: TALK!



(Repeat when needed. Second refrain goes Person: Now they don't ring no more, Chorus: RING!)



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It's assault.
There is no law like that what so ever
because its mean
Yeah, Sadly
It is ?



uh ohhhhh
What if I threw a ninja start at you.....
ninjas cannot be stopped by the law.
Blood makes the seats sticky.
Well, you can throw popcorn at them. Make it the really sticky buttery ones.
The Anti-Ninja Star Pro-Safety Legislation of 1993 passed by Congress put a stop to your mischief.
Well, it shouldn't be now should it!
Because it's considered assault %26amp; battery.
Go ahead, do us all the favor. Just don't get caught.
might hurt someone.
it might be...
dooooo it... in your thoughts.
Their screaming would distract the rest of the audience.
because you could accidentally hit a cop with it and they don't want to get hurted.
What is your point?
It counts as assault. Same reason you can't shoot the idiots.
wow lol great ??
because it is assault with a potentially harmful weapon
I think they might be considered a concealed weapon.
Because it's a perfectly good waste of ninja stars.



Those obnoxious people aren't worth it. :)
Because it is harm to another person. Why don't you just tell them to shut the f*** up before you chuck their cellphone into the wall?
omg ur crazy......lol....
I don't know, I've had to go back to using my nunchucks!
I didn't know it was.....damn!
It is ?? Whew, thanks for the warning friend, I was out the doors with my stars headed for the cinema------who would have thought, --- well I'll be-----!
what r ninja stars???..

 
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