Why is it against the law to throw ninja stars at people who talk on their cellphone at a movie thea

It seems to make them stop.

Why is it against the law to throw ninja stars at people who talk on their cellphone at a movie theater?ballet

Look it up, but I highly oubt they would care for that reason, since they throw them all the time, and do not see a problem with it.

I made a song (Person is you I guess):

Person: Everyone was Ninja Fighting!

Chorus: WITH STARS!

Person: And they were fast as lightnening!

Chorus: POW!

Person: They're goes their cell-phones!

Chrous: YA!

Person: And now they don't talk no more!

Chorus: TALK!

(Repeat when needed. Second refrain goes Person: Now they don't ring no more, Chorus: RING!)

Why is it against the law to throw ninja stars at people who talk on their cellphone at a movie theater?globe theater opera theater

It's assault.
There is no law like that what so ever
because its mean
Yeah, Sadly
It is ?

uh ohhhhh
What if I threw a ninja start at you.....
ninjas cannot be stopped by the law.
Blood makes the seats sticky.
Well, you can throw popcorn at them. Make it the really sticky buttery ones.
The Anti-Ninja Star Pro-Safety Legislation of 1993 passed by Congress put a stop to your mischief.
Well, it shouldn't be now should it!
Because it's considered assault %26amp; battery.
Go ahead, do us all the favor. Just don't get caught.
might hurt someone.
it might be...
dooooo it... in your thoughts.
Their screaming would distract the rest of the audience.
because you could accidentally hit a cop with it and they don't want to get hurted.
What is your point?
It counts as assault. Same reason you can't shoot the idiots.
wow lol great ??
because it is assault with a potentially harmful weapon
I think they might be considered a concealed weapon.
Because it's a perfectly good waste of ninja stars.

Those obnoxious people aren't worth it. :)
Because it is harm to another person. Why don't you just tell them to shut the f*** up before you chuck their cellphone into the wall?
omg ur crazy......lol....
I don't know, I've had to go back to using my nunchucks!
I didn't know it was.....damn!
It is ?? Whew, thanks for the warning friend, I was out the doors with my stars headed for the cinema------who would have thought, --- well I'll be-----!
what r ninja stars???..